April 2013
March 2013
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
“tell me when,” the waiter says as he starts grating my parmesan cheese on my pasta. i sit there in silence and watch as the restaurant fills with cheese and suffocates everyone
couldyouleavethespooninplease:
andrew-ledger:
do you ever just have that one person you have a tiny subtle little crush on and it’s just never going to go away
but it’s not tiny and subtle IT’S MASSIVE AND OBVIOUS
fagsindubai:
taylor swift can twerk better than all you 110 pound gay boys who pretend to know about weaves because you watch the real housewives of atlanta
